kristy to the rescue

Kristy and the Secret of Susan (6-10)

syphabelnades wrote in bsc_snark Apr 20, 2015 10:03

Judging by the comments on my previous thread, this book strikes an emotional chord with a lot more than just me.

Also wtf is up with the title? Susan isn't a damn secret. The fact that she's autistic isn't a secret.

( Brace yourselves for lots of headdesking )

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Mary Anne and the Library Mystery Part Three!

lippian wrote in bsc_snark Jul 02, 2014 00:13

Sorry it's taken me so long to finish this one, folks. Next I promise to catch up on my other unfinished snarks, but let's get this one out of the way first!

Part One!

Part Two!
( Give a diabetic popcorn for 3 hours straight and she forgets basic math. )

mary anne cries more than a 4 year old, kristy's bitch face, bad parenting, babysitting fail, endless hateful claudia-bashing, claudia outfit woo!, ann hates mal, ann hates the elderly, arson murder and shyness, zombies would starve in stoneybrook, piss poor police work, mal must suffer, claudia is dumb, things ann knows nothing about, most likely character we'll never see ag, therapy fuck yeah, fire!, stoneybrook lacks common sense, mystery #13 mary anne and the library my, kristy to the rescue, facepalm

Mystery #9 Kristy and the Haunted Mansion, Part One!

lippian wrote in bsc_snark Jul 15, 2013 02:39

Guys, just so you know, Avriel's fundraiser ends on August 6th, so do what you're going to do by then!!!! I will make another Avriel-centered post in the coming days, if my daughter ever stops sprouting canine teeth. In the meanwhile, here's a crappy mystery.

( Where's Voldemort when you need him... )

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Claudia and the First Thanksgiving (1-5)

xenaeilonwy wrote in bsc_snark Apr 15, 2013 01:07

I'm back to snarking! Isn't that wonderful? :D ( Read more... )

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Jessi and the Troublemaker (6-10)

xenaeilonwy wrote in bsc_snark Dec 10, 2012 20:00

Am reluctant to continue this snark tbh because it means reading through this book again and the horrible barf-worthy wedding subplot. Jessi is boring. But I put my hand to the plow and I won't look back. Also sorry if I sound really snappy and vitriolic during this snark...I'm not in the best mood of my life.

( Let's all enable Danielle some more. )

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Kristy and the Secret of Susan (1-6)

xenaeilonwy wrote in bsc_snark Nov 02, 2012 16:32

HEY KIDS, it's my very first snark (and very first reading in general) of a BSC book.

Man, this was a bitch to force myself though. This book is so many different kinds of terrible and when I read other snarks of it I knew what I was in for. I had to have the patience of a saint to trudge through this book. Today I learned that BSC books are going ( Read more... )

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Karen's School (14-20)

xenaeilonwy wrote in bsc_snark Sep 25, 2012 09:22

So, Karen is an absolute HELLION in this book to the point where you wonder why the hell Ann thinks this is idealistic, perfectly fine behavior out of a human being. This book made me think Ann had written it as a sort of self-depreciation because even she secretly knows how much of a henious brat Karen can be. There's just no way she could be ( Read more... )

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